QUEUEING AJAX REQUESTS
DESPLINING VECTOR IMAGES
A MOOSE BIT MY SISTER
BENCHMARKING CACHE LOADS
WARMING UP JIT COMPILER
COMMITTING CHANGES TO SOURCE
SENDING INVERTED TACHYON PULSE
VIOLATING COPYRIGHT LAWS
OPERATION MOLYBDENUM TORUS IS A GO
BUFFERING
INITIATING NUCLEAR LAUNCH SEQUENCE
RECALIBRATING REALITY
THERMAL SCANNING ACTIVE
SCANNING FOR ORGANIC LIFE
SCANNING FOR INORGANIC LIFE
CALCULATING GODEL PARADOX
ASSEMBLING TINY ROBOTS
ACCESSING LOCAL WI-FI
CUSTOMIZING HTML FOR FASTER XLIB PARSING
DEPLOYING HOLY HAND GRENADE
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
INTERNET EXPLORER DETECTED. SHUTTING DOWN
INSTALLING ROOTKIT
OPTIMIZING JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES
RECOMPILING FORTRAN
ACHIEVING Y2K COMPLIANCE
SECURING MIND CONTROL LINK
ACTIVATING MIND CONTROL LINK
NEGOTIATING COMMUNICATION PROTOCOL
INSTALLING NEURAL ROOTKIT
UPLOADING ASSASSINATION TARGETS
DRINK FRUCTO-GULP
AUGMENTING REALITY
PADDING GOVERNMENT CONTRACT
FRETTING
DEPLOYING CRYPTOGRAPHIC INTERFACE
TRIANGULATING TARGET
RE-READING 'WEB DESIGN FOR THE PAINFULLY STUPID'
DEBUGGING WETWARE
INVOKING ADMIN PRIVILEGES
DELETING INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE
FALSIFYING LOGFILES
SACRIFICING GOAT.EXE
SACKING RESPONSIBLE PARTIES
STEALING CREDIT CARD DATA