About Bryce Anderson

Bryce Anderson, having never been bitten by a radioactive ninja or bested Neal Gaiman in authorial combat, prefers to spend his time in made up universes where such things happen. When the fog of adventurous delusion clears, he finds himself stranded in Salt Lake City, hemmed in by the mountains and often waiting for a TRAX train to arrive. Then he goes back to imagining that the mountains encircling the valley are dragon's teeth, and that TRAX is a soul-eating metal death worm that will take him somewhere infinitely improbable. And he is happy.

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QUEUEING AJAX REQUESTS

DESPLINING VECTOR IMAGES

A MOOSE BIT MY SISTER

BENCHMARKING CACHE LOADS

WARMING UP JIT COMPILER

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SENDING INVERTED TACHYON PULSE

VIOLATING COPYRIGHT LAWS

OPERATION MOLYBDENUM TORUS IS A GO

BUFFERING

INITIATING NUCLEAR LAUNCH SEQUENCE

RECALIBRATING REALITY

THERMAL SCANNING ACTIVE

SCANNING FOR ORGANIC LIFE

SCANNING FOR INORGANIC LIFE

CALCULATING GODEL PARADOX

ASSEMBLING TINY ROBOTS

ACCESSING LOCAL WI-FI

CUSTOMIZING HTML FOR FASTER XLIB PARSING

DEPLOYING HOLY HAND GRENADE

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

INTERNET EXPLORER DETECTED. SHUTTING DOWN

INSTALLING ROOTKIT

OPTIMIZING JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES

RECOMPILING FORTRAN

ACHIEVING Y2K COMPLIANCE

SECURING MIND CONTROL LINK

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NEGOTIATING COMMUNICATION PROTOCOL

INSTALLING NEURAL ROOTKIT

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DRINK FRUCTO-GULP

AUGMENTING REALITY

PADDING GOVERNMENT CONTRACT

FRETTING

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TRIANGULATING TARGET

RE-READING 'WEB DESIGN FOR THE PAINFULLY STUPID'

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FALSIFYING LOGFILES

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